I returned from a rock concert to find that i was not the girl who was lying next to you in bed. I made pancakes for our roommate and played old Nintendo games till dawn, all the while silently inventorying our living room, and swearing that, damn it all, you weren’t getting any of my books. I left you the Buick, but i took your signed Neil Gaiman. I’m still not sorry.
We Broke Up Because:
He was engaged to be married and we were being torn apart by drugs.
My high school girlfriend found Jesus and dumped me. Two weeks later, she found another guy and dumped Jesus.
of a certain silver lamé bikini top, and subsequent lies regarding origin of said bikini.
A bikini is like the truth: what it reveals is interesting, but what it conceals is vital.
