This novel tells the story of Min Green and how she and Ed Slaterton met at a party, saw a movie, followed an old woman, shared a hotel room, and broke each other's hearts.

That's their breakup story What's Yours?

We Broke Up Because:

She though the name of the doctor on Doctor Who was Doctor Who.

I can't believe that's what you thought

I thought it was a bad sign that he didn’t know who Ernest Hemingway was, and he thought I was lazy. We were both right.

I took the liberty of writing you a personal ad: “Literate man sought by individual who never gets out of bed.”  They’ll be beating down your door.

Daniel Responds I can't believe that's what you thought