This novel tells the story of Min Green and how she and Ed Slaterton met at a party, saw a movie, followed an old woman, shared a hotel room, and broke each other's hearts.

That's their breakup story What's Yours?

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The #NOVLbox is a package full of handpicked items from some of our favorite authors! 
This month’s package is put together by the one and only Daniel Handler, author of Why We Broke Up and many books under the name Lemony Snicket, including All the Wrong Questions and A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Now what would a mystery package from Daniel Handler have inside? There’s only one way to find out.
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Good luck!

thenovl:

The #NOVLbox is a package full of handpicked items from some of our favorite authors! 

This month’s package is put together by the one and only Daniel Handler, author of Why We Broke Up and many books under the name Lemony Snicket, including All the Wrong Questions and A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Now what would a mystery package from Daniel Handler have inside? There’s only one way to find out.

CLICK HERE TO ENTER.

p.s. get bonus entries after submitting your email.

Good luck!

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What’s your romantic score?

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Whatta poetic zing.

Another induction into the Breakup Hall of Fame: A Collection of Heartbreak in its Funniest Form.
Join the Why We Broke Up Project today.

thenovl:

Whatta poetic zing.

Another induction into the Breakup Hall of Fame: A Collection of Heartbreak in its Funniest Form.

Join the Why We Broke Up Project today.

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To celebrate the paperback release of Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman, allow us to present to you… 
…the Breakup Hall of Fame: A Collection of Heartbreak in its Funniest Form. 

Join the Why We Broke Up Project today.

thenovl:

To celebrate the paperback release of Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman, allow us to present to you… 

…the Breakup Hall of Fame: A Collection of Heartbreak in its Funniest Form. 

Join the Why We Broke Up Project today.

These people have shared their stories of heartbreak so that we all may feel better about our own breakups. Share your story.
And if you’re still feeling glum, try shopping: Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman’s Why We Broke Up is now in paperback at your favorite bookstore.

These people have shared their stories of heartbreak so that we all may feel better about our own breakups. Share your story.

And if you’re still feeling glum, try shopping: Daniel Handler and Maira Kalman’s Why We Broke Up is now in paperback at your favorite bookstore.

You cared more about your job than me.

Your last name was Cat. I mean…seriously? I had always wanted one of those family plaques that you can hang next to the main door, but i can tell you two things: I won’t change my last name and that family plaque won’t say The Cats. And that’s why we broke up.

You’re seventeen years old and you spelled “feel” as “fill.”

You gave me a pair of earrings and then asked for them back, and that’s why we broke up.

We broke up because you left the price sticker on my Valentine’s Day gift so I would know how much money you’d spent on me.

You saw my Mensa magazine at my apartment, then spent twenty minutes explaining that I’m not as smart as I think I am because I don’t have to work hard.

We broke up because you tipped less than 10%.

You thought shaving the hair off one side of your head was a good look.