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This month’s package is put together by the one and only Daniel Handler, author of Why We Broke Up and many books under the name Lemony Snicket, including All the Wrong Questions and A Series of Unfortunate Events.
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What’s your romantic score?
Whatta poetic zing.
Another induction into the Breakup Hall of Fame: A Collection of Heartbreak in its Funniest Form.
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You cared more about your job than me.
Your last name was Cat. I mean…seriously? I had always wanted one of those family plaques that you can hang next to the main door, but i can tell you two things: I won’t change my last name and that family plaque won’t say The Cats. And that’s why we broke up.
You’re seventeen years old and you spelled “feel” as “fill.”
You gave me a pair of earrings and then asked for them back, and that’s why we broke up.
We broke up because you left the price sticker on my Valentine’s Day gift so I would know how much money you’d spent on me.
You saw my Mensa magazine at my apartment, then spent twenty minutes explaining that I’m not as smart as I think I am because I don’t have to work hard.
We broke up because you tipped less than 10%.
You thought shaving the hair off one side of your head was a good look.